From The Telegraph UK:

Apparently this guy, Amos Nachoum, is a photographer and scuba guide.  He was off the coast of Guadalupe, Mexico when he came across this here Great White shark.  The article says the shark is about 14′ long, which is about 13′ 11″ longer than any shark I’d ever want to encounter.

If I saw that swimming at me, it would have been “zero to shit-my-pants” in less than 2 seconds.

Gives you some perspective on the sheer size of this guppy.  According to Mr. Nachoum, “These sharks aren’t the ferocious creatures we see in Jaws”.  Apparently he doesn’t read the paper or has never visited Australia or South Africa.  These things literally fly out of the f***ing water!

Mr. Nachoum also states he has a “100 per cent safety record”.  Is that 100% good safety or 100% not so good?  Do missing limbs count as bad or good?

This is why I stay away from the ocean.  Well, that and the fact that the ocean is, you know, polluted.  There are things in nature that are meant to be left alone, and if all of the documented cases of shark attacks aren’t proof enough to stay the hell away from them, then I say let nature feed off the dumb ones….